I caught you some delicious spam

More genius from the spam queue:

Despite its barely legal size, It’s the first legal seabass produced by the ongoing hatchery program to be caught by an angler.

Barely legal sea bass.

I do not want to know.


  1. mikee said,

    September 30, 2010 @ 11:22 am

    Ignorance is sometimes bliss. In this case it is just ignorance on your part.

  2. Paul A'Barge said,

    September 30, 2010 @ 11:32 am

    Length = legal

  3. WhittyMike said,

    September 30, 2010 @ 11:50 am

    Now that it’s big enough to be legal, maybe they should market it to Legal Seafood?

  4. Paul Milenkovic said,

    September 30, 2010 @ 11:59 am

    So are you telling me that sea bass are endangered and sharks are now OK?

  5. biobob said,

    September 30, 2010 @ 12:35 pm

    If you did want to know, you could read more:

    For nearly ten years, the California Department of Fish & Game’s Ocean Research Enhancement and Hatchery Panel has worked in concert with several organizations in capturing, breeding and raising thousands of white seabass. Before the fish are released at 6-8 inches in length, each one is implanted with a microscopic tag to allow tracking of its movement and growth should it be caught in the future.

  6. Sid said,

    September 30, 2010 @ 12:54 pm

    It may have a transmitter inside, yes. But did #2 achieve his promise to Dr. Evil and have lasers attached to the heads of the sea bass?

  7. Arnold said,

    September 30, 2010 @ 2:13 pm

    Are they ill-tempered?

  8. jso said,

    September 30, 2010 @ 2:52 pm

    I’m drooling over dat bass right now

  9. Nate Whilk said,

    September 30, 2010 @ 4:03 pm

    Now they can be transported legally across a state line for immoral porpoises.

  10. JIM said,

    September 30, 2010 @ 5:04 pm

    Length = legal

    That’s what THE BASS said!

  11. Andrew said,

    September 30, 2010 @ 5:26 pm

    Ding, ding, ding!!!

    Nate be da winna!!!!

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