My lack of organizational and web-design skills means that everything that isn't an actual episode lives here. Browse amoung the list of wonders, and feel like the chap at the end of "Raiders of the Lost Ark" wheeling the Ark of the Covenant into that enormous warehouse...

Banners!
Suitable for linking to The Files of Hydrogen Guy from the page of your choice - yours, your employer's, or a total strangers! Download, and link away!

• The very first HG banner. A hysterical curiosity!
• This banner is a parody of one for the web-comic Avalon.
• Two banners advertising one of HG and DB's favorite haunts - in regular and decaf.
• One two three four five banners created by Technoatheist! And each lovely in it's own particular way.
• A small banner by ~Steve-o which captures the essence of what it's all about.

The ~Steve-o Gallery
Just to prove that other people do read this thing, some of them have made their own Hydrogen Guy graphics! Yes! This gallery highlights the Photoshop-wizardry (and more!) of ~Steve-o.

• The much talked-about Flash movie! (from "The Fiendish Fermion Fandangle")
• All-Purpose Fashionable Battle Cyborg Bob!
• Hydrogen Guy and Deuterium Boy summon the Water Behemoth, in moderate and large versions (from "Vengeace Out of America").
• Your very own Hydrogen Guy and The Deuterium Avenger collectible cards!
• A glimpse of the future.
• And finally, something even more disturbing.

The Technoatheist Gallery
Unitedheroes.net weburghermeister and Grayhound Chronicles author Technoatheist has contributed several of his own delightful contributions.

• A silky smooth screen for the Doug fan.
• An understated announcement for the UH front page (from "The Golden Claw")
• The always popular chibi-HG in small and large versions.
• Scandalous images of Helium Girl!
• A sampling of Maple Ridge radio (from "Black Gold, Blue Moon")
• Mikey the Hydrogen Monkey!
• ...and his good friend, the Crack Monkey!

Non-Canonical Episodes
Some rare folks are so moved by what we do here at the Files (and not in the usual gastrointestinal way) that they are compelled to pen their own interpretations of the Diatomic Duo's adventures.

• Happy Birthday, Hydrogen Guy! by pieceoftheuniverse
  A mysterious gift - but from who?
• Underpants Man Meets Hydrogen Guy! by ~Steve-o
  Hydrogen Guy and Deuterium Boy get their panties in a knot.

The Hydrogen SMACKDOWN!
Where the readers decide, if character A squared off against character B, who would win?

Non-TFoHG Material

Though together "The Files of Hydrogen Guy" and ferrous quadrupole splitting distributions in micas are all-consuming passions for me, once in a while I'll write something else. Not so often, but sometimes.

The Troll in the Woods
A Wholesome Panto in Two Acts - this was actually performed at the U of Ottawa several years ago by a very enthusuastic company that out-numbered the audience by about three-to-one. We will speak of this no more.

The Troll's Birthday
The troll returns, and this time learns a valuable lesson about friendship and dead owls. Something I did for the old Writer's Group 2.

Christopher Ford and the Fudge of the Apocalypse
Something I wrote for the one year anniversary of Christopher Ford.