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Illustration by ~Steve-o
Name Battle Armour Bob
Alias Robért Ballistier
Alignment Chaotic Evil
Costume/
Appearance		 Typically encased in a 10' 6" armoured robotic exo-skeleton, covered in more guns and missiles than it would wise to shake a stick at; the head/helmet has a single bright red "eye", and around the robot's neck is a smartly tied red bow-tie. Ballistier himself is a slight 5' 8" man in his mid-forties, balding, with a hawk-like nose. In the past he has favoured flamboyant fashions, but these days he is most often found in his battle armour.
Super-Powers/Special Abilities As mentioned above, Ballistier's mechanised battle armour is heavily armed. It is also incredibly strong - the fists are capable of apply 30,000 psi. He is also equipped with rocket jets and a proton inhibitor field, which neutralises the Elementals' powers within a six foot radius.
Weapon of choice Everything.
Beverage of choice A nice sherry.
Episodes 26, 32-38
Notes At one time Robért Ballistier was one of the world's top fashion designers, attracting such talented models to his shows as Yolanda St. Claire. In 1994, he had what he describes as "an epiphany", and created an entire fall line based on mechanised body armour. He was made a laughing stock by the fashion community, and after several mentally unstable years working in obscurity, he vowed revenge. Robért Ballistier was no more; there was only Battle Armour Bob.

Bob's goals are no less than total dominance of the world's fashions, by the most violent means possible. He encountered Hydrogen Guy and Deuterium Boy at some time between episodes 1 and 25, and was subsequently committed to the UBC Asylum for the Criminally Insane. He later escaped, and terrorised Deuterium Boy and Helium Girl, and caused the cancellation of Stephen Sheldon's late night talk show. This was apparently his revenge for Sheldon mis-accessorising one of his jackets.

Bob was freed from UBC Asylum a second time by Dumnoric and the Crustacean, as part of a plot to destroy the Diatomic Duo. It came out pretty badly for him, as he near-fatally injured in a mech explosion following a battle with Hydrogen Guy. He was last known to be on life-support at ICBC's expense, whereabouts unknown.