Enjoy past episodes of the Covalent Crusaders - relive their greatest victories, pour salt on their old wounds, taste again those hot chocolates of yore for the first time.

Year 1s (posted 2000)

The Fiendish Fermion Fandangle

Hydrogen Guy and Deuterium Boy are introduced to the world... the world of DANGER! An epic adventure eight years in the making! Featuring the archetypal black-hearted ICBC mastermind, and prime ministerial evil twin, the Black Rose.

The Vector of Doom

An unearthly presence stalks the land, extremism rears its ugly head, and dated political satire threatens the sanity of all who attempt the Vector of Doom! Features the series' first bloody deaths!

The Clock of Radishes

A seminal story in the oeuvre, this one features the first appearance of the Diatomic Duo's arch-nemesis The Crustacean, and the political intrigues involving the Princess of Torrado. Also a cautionary tale about writing then-girfriends into the script.

The Hydrogen Guy GIANT Tenth Anniversary Special

The start of many great TFoHG traditions - incessant self-congratulation, the dredging up of old material, and pointless skits where the heroes wear funny hats.

10. Part I

Five Minutes Till Lunch Time!

Our heroes are called on to disarm a rogue dictator and battle a necromantic sorcerer! Meanwhile, we get a glimpse of how interstellar insurance works (or doesn't work), and Deuterium Boy gets a glimpse of a love interest.

Never Say Die Till You're Dead

The start of another great TFoHG tradition - long rambling epics! Hydrogen Guy and Deuterium Boy are transported to a cyberpunkarrific 22nd century, where they meet one of Chuck War's descendents, and the inimitable fan-favourite Reaper. Also introduces Hydrogen Guy's most dedicated nemesis, Hans-Raoul.

...And in the Middle Lies Danger!

Hydrogen Guy and Deuterium Boy meet investigative reporter Lola Lakefront-Property, investigate some stolen office supplies, and get nabbed by squid. Also features the aborted "20th Anniversary Special".

20. Part I

The Nightgaunts Grooved

A Lovecraftian Romantic Comedy - Deuterium Boy searches the dreamlands for the woman haunting his nightly visions. But is she more woman than he can handle? And do the Alternative Gods demand a stiff cover?

21. Part I

A Dinner Date with Danger

HG's alter-ego goes on a date - no, really - and learns that lobster is definately not in season. Introducing the lovely and talented Kate Nereid.

22. Part I

The Tale of Zwm ap Rhys

There's drug pushers, and paper pushers. Hydrogen Guy meets a mystic manuscript pusher. Just a lot of filler, but it's silly.

23. Part I

Terror in Aisle Nine!

Reaper goes grocery shopping, and Hydrogen Guy finally gets that patter song he's been bugging me about. A classic, if I may use the term loosely.

24. Part I

The Jewel of Vanier - The Ottawa Chronicles, Part I

Hydrogen Guy starts a four month sabbatical in the Nation's Capital, the Crustacean plans a jewel heist, and a panda bear named Pu Wing Fu steals all of our hearts. With an ice cream scoop.

25. Part I

Chaos Wears A Red Bow Tie - The Ottawa Chronicles, Part II

Deuterium Boy gets a new partner - the lovely and..., well, lovely Helium Girl - and their guest shot on a late night talk show is rudely interrupted by Battle Armour Bob. Mayhem not only talks about ensuing, but goes ahead and does it.

26. Part I

Crusaders of the Lost Doug - The Ottawa Chronicles, Part III

When Doug's head is stolen, Hydrogen Guy must venture into the dreaded Temple of Hull and tread the delicate line between finely wrought political satire and boring allegory. Can he become allies with a man whose nationalism is diametrically opposed to his own? Can he learn to breathe parsley?

The Bombastic Bean Bomb of Oblivion! - The Ottawa Chronicles, Part IV

The homocidal and barely lucid Beano the Clown threatens the city of Maple Ridge with destruction, and only Deuterium Boy, Helium Girl, and the ultimate in feminine protection can stop him! Features the hydrogenic debut of Maple Ridge's most famous landmark, the Beast!

29. Part I

The Long Dark Doughnut Road of the Soul - The Ottawa Chronicles, Part V

A kidnapping lures Hydrogen Guy and the Navy Blue Sparrow from Ottawa to Toronto, where they are faced with cursed krullers, zombie cops and the return of Griff Pedros Pedros Dumnoric! Less fatty and more satisfying than any ol' trip to Tim Horton's!

30. Part I

Armageddon with a Side of Fries

The depth of Hans-Raoul's machinations are revealed as he allies the Covalent Crusaders' foes against them. Can our heroes survive the onslaught after being stripped of their powers? What dark and shocking secret does Desdemona know about Deuterium Boy? And can Helium Girl really learn basic electrical engineering from the Teletubbies?