Enjoy past episodes of the Covalent Crusaders - relive their greatest victories, pour salt on their old wounds, taste again those hot chocolates of yore for the first time.

Year 2p (posted 2002-3)

All-Purpose Fashionable Battle Cyborg Bob

Battle Armour Bob is back, with a new look, a new name, and a new theme song. And did I mention the guns? There's guns. It's comedy that goes KA-POW!

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The Macabre Affair of the Evans2 Society

Drs. Evans and Marcolin take a trip to London, England, that turns out about as well as the Brady's trip to the Grand Canyon. Okay, well, if say Cindy had been mauled by pigeons and trapped by cultists.

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Night of the Badgers

Hydrogen Guy and Deuterium Boy investigate the deaths of a family that may be related to legends about King Badger, the man-badger of Whonnock. It's the return of Kate Nereid, Light Throat, and Detective Peterson from "Black Gold, Blue Moon"!

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The Lobster and the Fat Man

Hans-Raoul wants the ICBC Comptroller off his back. Dr. Emmanuel Lewis Hawking wants to rebuild the Crustacean. Camus and Kentaro Ishida want to find out who made them into mutants. Captain Toronto wants the incarcerated to stay that way. Pu Wing Fu just wants to blow things up. And everybody wants Dr. Brandin Marlowe, AKA the Mutant Maker. Oh, and Hydrogen Guy and Deuterium Boy are in it too.

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All's Fair in Love and War

...in which Jim Evans, world-renowned theoretical physicist, and Chuck War grapple with the age-old question: who would you rather piss off, a guy in an alien-ant exo-skeleton with weapons that can tear through six-inch steel, or your girlfriend? Introducing the Carpenter Ant!

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Crossing Over

Hydrogen Guy and Deuterium Boy meet the Grayhound and Puppy Boy! It's the epic cross-over with The Grayhound Chronicles, chalk full of plotty goodness as the Diatomic Duo travel to Boise, Puppy Boy and Deuterium Boy switch powers, and the Potato City starts sprouting new tourist attractions. Features special guest stars N and TGC's own Bob Malevolent.

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Vengeance of the Sea Fiend!

Everyone's favorite villainous lobster, once again hale, hearty and full of beans, wants only one thing in this life - an unstoppable monster that can destroy Hydrogen Guy. Really, is that much to ask? Guest starring Keith, the guy from across the hall!

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A Deadly Part of This Complete Breakfast

A gruesome "cereal" killer appears in Maple Ridge, and everyone wants the Diatomic Duo to investigate. Everyone, that is, except for a mysterious stranger claiming to be a "paranormal consultant". Is there gratuitous violence? You betcha!

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The Hydrogen Guy Eightieth Anniversary Special

It's the Eightieth Anniversary Episode! And it makes no sense! What else were you expecting, a recipe for quiche?

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Slime Enough for Love

What happens when a career hench-man gets hold of a bucket-full of mutant pond-scum? This is quite possibly the only place on the Internet that attempts to answer that question. Despite the title, this has nothing to do with love, or Robert Heinlein. Or Jackass, for that matter.

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Wild Women Don't Get the Blues

What you want is giant killer robots, wise-cracking pandas with a penchant for rocket launchers, lobster super-villains, and a silent guy in a Grim Reaper outfit with crazy ninja moves. What she wants is to talk about your relationship.

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The Dragons in Winter - Chapter 1 of The Winter's Heart Saga

A trio of pirates - excuse me, "highland corsairs" - are stranded by a freak snowstorm at a lonely mountain inn, where they meet a wandering scribe, a surly group of druid priestesses, and a powerful witch in search of a legendary artifact. Wait, I think I've played this module...

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