Enjoy past episodes of the Covalent Crusaders - relive their greatest victories, pour salt on their old wounds, taste again those hot chocolates of yore for the first time.

Year 2s (posted 2001)

Rampage of the Slime Lord

Hydrogen Guy and Deuterium Boy meet famed Canadian hero Captain Toronto in his home town and compete with the corpulent and diabolical Mutant Maker for the final pieces of a mysterious alien crystal.

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The Fortieth Anniversary Special

The tradition continues. Introducing Mikey the Hydrogen Monkey.

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Deep Magic Blues

It used to be that when you ticked off the faeries, they'd sour your milk or curse your spinning wheel. Now they use multinational corporations to buy up your municipality's debt. Hydrogen Guy and Deuterium Boy try to get to the Bottom of the Puckish puzzle behind Otter's Dike without looking like a pair of Titanic asses.

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Vengeance Out of America

Chuck War and Reaper make the mistake of crossing the slightly sociopathic superhero Americana. Hydrogen Guy and Deuterium Boy pitch in, and things rapidly get out of control in the Nation's Capital. Features some Gojira-esque wrasslin' between the Ambassatron and the Water Behemoth.

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The Polyhedron in the Dark

A mild-mannered editor tries to use the mysterious Baubileux Florilegium to access the universe of the Vector of Doom, leading to Hydrogen Guy and Deuterium Boy's late-night encounter with an unspeakable entity of limited conversational abilities. Features a terrifying excerpt from the author's Master's thesis.

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Blue Moon, Black Gold

A new crime syndicate in British Columbia makes things hectic for Hydrogen Guy and Deuterium Boy. Meanwhile, an EPA official is murdered in San Francisco. Is there connection? Are things going to get blown up? It's the Tony award*-winning cross-over with Christopher Ford, Amateur Paranormalist!
(*Meaning we know a guy named Tony who really likes it.)

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The Golden Claw

An alien warfleet is orbiting the planet. The city of Melbourne, Australia is in flames. Galactic Customs is helpless. And the only one who can save the Earth is a dead lobster. Starring Hydrogen Guy, Deuterium Boy, and the most supporting characters since Tolstoy. It's a romp through damnation - literally.

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